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Learn It Young.
Buster Keaton in childhood.

YES.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86bff33c737ab78234f267d9d7f577b2/tumblr_mnb0sztcrf1rf1jvro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.voxsartoria.com/post/51222443021/learn-it-young-buster-keaton-in-childhood"&gt;voxsart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Learn It Young.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Buster Keaton in childhood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51238807963</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51238807963</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:30:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>White People from New England</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.google.com/search?site=&amp;amp;tbm=isch&amp;amp;source=hp&amp;amp;biw=1440&amp;amp;bih=735&amp;amp;q=ezra+koenig&amp;amp;oq=ezra&amp;amp;gs_l=img.3.1.0l10.5809.6448.0.7151.4.4.0.0.0.0.48.169.4.4.0...0.0...1ac.1.14.img.Hwjw13CiABc" title="Ezra Koenig" target="_blank"&gt;Ezra Koenig&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.google.com/search?site=&amp;amp;tbm=isch&amp;amp;source=hp&amp;amp;biw=1440&amp;amp;bih=735&amp;amp;q=joe+kennedy+jr&amp;amp;oq=joe+kennedy+jr&amp;amp;gs_l=img.3..0j0i24l8.6371.10657.0.10785.22.17.3.2.2.0.104.830.16j1.17.0...0.0...1ac.1.14.img.cuL-GcvWzGY#facrc=_&amp;amp;imgrc=BuiSzyKeJy-QlM%3A%3BDT95bg-zoIzabM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fnavypilotoverseas.files.wordpress.com%252F2011%252F01%252Fc4191312786f25c8_large.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fnavypilotoverseas.wordpress.com%252F2011%252F01%252F13%252Fensign-joseph-patrick-joe-kennedy-jr-pb4y-liberator-pilot%252F%3B1078%3B1085" title="Joe Kennedy Jr." target="_blank"&gt;Joe Kennedy Jr.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does Ezra Koenig look a lot like Joe Kennedy Jr.?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51231751863</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51231751863</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cocopadre:

slaglady:

gotta be assertive.

not.even.mad.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/929cf833e11c94f526d9fdad9e8cde7d/tumblr_mn8k15eglg1qbvrnro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cocopadre.tumblr.com/post/51173354716/slaglady-gotta-be-assertive-not-even-mad"&gt;cocopadre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slaglady.tumblr.com/post/51130224969/gotta-be-assertive"&gt;slaglady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;gotta be assertive.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;not.even.mad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51223297466</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51223297466</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:35:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>These spammy research people really get me.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89ba1126e5f7953ee784e74a5a340509/tumblr_mn9j5jdtR51rpikqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These spammy research people really get me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51159738042</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51159738042</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:07 -0400</pubDate><category>sauces</category></item><item><title>millionsmillions:

Presented Without Comment: the newly unveiled...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d30a39197f29815e7ac274c9b4871415/tumblr_mn7abj7Vrp1r6xvfko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://millionsmillions.tumblr.com/post/51087285810/presented-without-comment-the-newly-unveiled-logo"&gt;millionsmillions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Presented Without Comment: &lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/04/29/college-football-playoff-logo-winner-golden-football/2121881/"&gt;the newly unveiled logo&lt;/a&gt; for the newly enacted College Football Playoff and &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/0PZrYDR.jpg"&gt;the new poster&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;strong&gt;Lars von Trier’s&lt;/strong&gt; latest film, &lt;em&gt;Nymphomaniac&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never stop laughing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51089243587</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51089243587</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:58:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>motherjones:

kqedscience:

Teen Develops Computer Algorithm to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25cee63cb94862ae46abe3fa3689eade/tumblr_mn5tdfayhk1r3clqao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/51005847861/kqedscience-teen-develops-computer-algorithm-to"&gt;motherjones&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kqedscience.tumblr.com/post/51005146380/teen-develops-computer-algorithm-to-diagnose"&gt;kqedscience&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1 class="title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2013/05/21/computer-leukemia-diagnosis/?"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Teen Develops Computer Algorithm to Diagnose Leukemia&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“&lt;span&gt;Brittany Wenger isn’t your average high-school senior: She taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 18-year-old student from Sarasota, Fla. built a custom, cloud-based “artificial neural network” to find patterns in genetic expression profiles to diagnose patients with an aggressive form of cancer called &lt;a href="http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=19710"&gt;mixed-lineage leukemia (MLL)&lt;/a&gt;. Simply put, this means Wenger taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia by creating a diagnostic tool for doctors to use.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51021672338</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51021672338</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lauraolin:

Thing 1, Thing 2

Fact: I’m 27 and have been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fae0e50be7b1392bd304107365d0d7cf/tumblr_mn5z9vT81u1qz932ao1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f8e4b06c11461916c95083db97cb2cd/tumblr_mn5z9vT81u1qz932ao2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.lauraolin.com/post/51008810656/thing-1-thing-2"&gt;lauraolin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/recent-grads-heres-what-you-should-know-love-a-rece-508971530"&gt;Thing 1&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/24yearold-receives-sage-counsel-from-venerable-27y,32515/"&gt;Thing 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fact: I’m 27 and have been counseling a lot of 24-year-olds lately. I fucking love it. “Venerable” is like my middle name.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51021603381</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/51021603381</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gothscreenshots:

No favorites yet 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2614875c8aa311dce1de0d0ae9c68374/tumblr_mn5nhsg9of1ri73ipo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothscreenshots.tumblr.com/post/50993617644/no-favorites-yet"&gt;gothscreenshots&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No favorites yet &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50996417746</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50996417746</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Biblio-

“One who throws books around.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1db8420fa176b25b2cbfa4166664abf8/tumblr_mn3r4bgpvk1rnvzfwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50938866067/biblio"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandaonwriting.tumblr.com/post/50909788089"&gt;Biblio-&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“One who throws books around.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50996353489</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50996353489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New Best Game</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Recommending HOUSE OF HOLES to people on OKCupid. MIght switch it up with THE SUGAR FROSTED NUTSACK for even more fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2011/08/house-of-holes-orgasm-sounds.html" title="House of Holes"&gt;House of Holes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therumpus.net/2012/04/tsfn/" title="The Sugar Frosted Nutsack"&gt;The Sugar Frosted Nutsack&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I genuinely and unreservedly recommend both of these.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50964868137</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50964868137</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:47:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>specialbored:

Arrested Development Countdown!

In case anyone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99ce22596e7c0736813d9ff16398e82a/tumblr_mn3vayj9pz1r01qyso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://specialbored.tumblr.com/post/50914700233"&gt;specialbored&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arrested Development Countdown!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In case anyone wanted to know what I’ll be eating for dinner, it’s a slice of “I’m A Muenster.” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50916303281</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50916303281</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Normal things I look for in manuscripts at work.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f5885ce89ce002a1d65519ded18346b/tumblr_mn3w6jJH3B1rpikqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Normal things I look for in manuscripts at work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50915800558</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50915800558</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 12:51:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m such a jerk to this cat all the time that I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b411812330e014ade4704de32333d9a2/tumblr_mmz109EjIn1rpikqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m such a jerk to this cat all the time that I don’t have the heart to kick him off my stomach when he’s being cute, but the show I was watching ended like 30 minutes ago and he shows no signs of moving. I am living a warm and cuddly horror.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50694531693</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50694531693</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:48:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Maxistentialism: Andrew Mason: I managed over 12,000 people at Groupon, most under the...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://maxistentialist.tumblr.com/post/50614838593/andrew-mason-i-managed-over-12-000-people-at"&gt;Maxistentialism: Andrew Mason: I managed over 12,000 people at Groupon, most under the...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxistentialist.tumblr.com/post/50614838593/andrew-mason-i-managed-over-12-000-people-at"&gt;maxistentialist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smandrew.com/blog/2013/5/16/yf3qah4f8p7oxvehlj0ib93jol421o"&gt;Andrew Mason&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I managed over 12,000 people at Groupon, most under the age of 25. One thing that surprised me was that many would arrive at orientation with minimal understanding of basic business wisdom. ”Haven’t you read any business books? Good to Great? Winning? The One Minute Manager?”…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Identifying fake problems and inventing insane solutions is how economies grow, right? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50650962300</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50650962300</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:40:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Obsessing over the books Duck Dynasty abuts on the NYT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99d1afd0a1441913dd7fc3a080c474d4/tumblr_mmwwsxpDg91rpikqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Obsessing over the books Duck Dynasty abuts on the NYT bestseller list every week: Healthy, professional behavior.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50605692128</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50605692128</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:22:09 -0400</pubDate><category>bestsellers</category></item><item><title>A List of Things I Wish I'd Had the Presence of Mind to Say to the Man in the Suit Who Barged Ahead of Me and a Little Old Lady in a Bakery Line This Morning and Told Me "You Needed to Speak Up" When I Called Him Out On His Bad Behavior</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Speaking up has never been a problem for me. I’m really pretty good at it.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I don’t &lt;em&gt;need&lt;/em&gt; to speak up very often because I’m lucky and happen to be the type of person people usually see and listen to, but I am a woman and so I certainly have &lt;em&gt;needed &lt;/em&gt;to speak up more than a few times in my life, mostly to render myself visible and audible to asshole men.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You seem to enjoy speaking up, but I wonder how many times you’ve felt like you needed to, instead of wanted to or ought to.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;DID I NOT JUST SPEAK UP WHEN I CALLED YOU OUT ON BEING A JERK? HOW MUCH LOUDER DO YOU NEED ME TO SPEAK?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50575937675</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50575937675</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 09:46:00 -0400</pubDate><category>speak up</category></item><item><title>housingworksbookstore:

Whale Tail Metal Art Bookends Free USA...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1269108de2c1607ec8c9571194605576/tumblr_mmjvi7EBDk1qb6ut5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://housingworksbookstore.tumblr.com/post/50037346897/whale-tail-metal-art-bookends-free-usa-by"&gt;housingworksbookstore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/128812816/whale-tail-metal-art-bookends-free-usa?ref=v1_other_2"&gt;Whale Tail Metal Art Bookends Free USA by KnobCreekMetalArts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slow day, so maybe we’ll put a whale on it. (&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/michaeltaeckens?hc_location=stream"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Want.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50038747572</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50038747572</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:43:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When one awful book just turns into a thousand little problems</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifenpublishing.com/post/50013537941/when-one-awful-book-just-turns-into-a-thousand-little"&gt;lifeinpublishing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmop5jt7Ba1qz7lxdo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s always the bad ones&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50017772086</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/50017772086</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 12:02:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>All my friends are hustlers, according to science.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9077d175113c5cf9b97a9f345c22b3c1/tumblr_mmfx3cXBY71qz4ufyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;All my friends are hustlers, according to science.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/49953260236</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/49953260236</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:11:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Scrolling through days worth of Tumblr looking for a very specific post, reblogging too many things.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Scrolling through days worth of Tumblr looking for a very specific post, reblogging too many things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/49932242143</link><guid>http://allysonrudolph.tumblr.com/post/49932242143</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 09:38:02 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
