Sounds like Chuck Knoblauch lost his ability to complete the throw to first, if you know what I mean. HIYO.

youtastelikenachos:

Yesterday evening Tara and I were riding the G train home from the park and a visibly intoxicated man got onto the car and asked us if we were “Irish or Scottish.” at first I thought he was asking about our heritage, but after looking at the bottle he was holding and the way he was sloshing around…